The Ultimate Republican Scandals List

Allegedly manipulated local election results, lied to a federal judge about a voting case & illegally used state funds to influence a local county election

Steered $1.5M in public funds to a business park project in exchange for over $67K in kickbacks sent through his wife’s consulting firm and then lied to the authorities when they caught him

Weaved in and out of his lane barreling 20mph over the speed limit after an alcohol-fueled St. Patrick's Day party and then hid it from voters when he ran for Congress

Grabbed a sheriff's deputy by the arm and then shoved him while brandishing a kayak oar after he interfered with emergency medical responders treating his injured wife

Pointed a loaded handgun at a man and his 18-month-old daughter after tailgating them down a road and angrily approaching their car after they pulled over in an attempt to let him pass mere days after publicly lecturing voters about the dangers of left-wing political violence

Distributed CSAM to a minor and was charged with a felony after being reported to the police

Drove under the influence of alcohol around 11pm following a local concert and was arrested for DUI

Grabbed a female fan and dragged her down an alley in an attempted sexual assault after she refused his advances which was all caught on ICE cameras before he hilariously tried to blame Antifa for giving him a bad joint

Extorted Department of Homeland Security contractors for consulting cash and peddled government access to Qatar and the UAE while acting as shadow secretary under Kristi Noem

Illegally obtained cocaine and Adderall and conspired with his campaign manager to frame his rival by planting a glove containing the drugs on them

Defied a judge's order mandating him to provide information in a child support case and then evaded arrest for months before deputies caught him working as an extra on a Christian movie set

Operated an international human trafficking & sex abuse ring in Romania that lured unsuspecting women into performing in adult videos without their consent under threat of violence if they attempted to flee

Illegally disclosed confidential information about an active investigation to the suspect of the investigation

Flouted insider trading laws to win over $100k by placing prediction market bets based on advance drafts of over a dozen of Trump's speeches.

Was pulled over for speeding with a broken headlight and expired tags around 2am and was found to have a BAC nearly twice the legal limit

Corruptly funneled $10M in taxpayer funds meant for poor kids through his wife's charity and a PAC run by his chief of staff to purchase anti-weed ads.

Drove erratically, stumbled during a field sobriety test before trying to walk away from the police, refused to take a BAC test and then tried to get out of trouble by handing an officer his card and telling him that he's a judge

Drunkenly passed out behind the wheel of his running vehicle in a restaurant parking lot and when in custody threatened to fire a jail guard and cursed at a deputy's daughter

Rode in a convoy that drove onto a sidewalk toward a Minneapolis City Hall crowd while he stood in the bed of a pickup waving a racist sign

Was charged with DUI after police stopped him, observed he had an open container of alcohol and then had him submit to a breathalyzer which was twice the legal limit

Drunkenly drove to a McDonald's around 10:45pm and then wandered around outside of the drive thru window until police showed up and confronted him, but miraculously avoided getting charged with DUI

Routinely sexually assaulted his 11-year-old grandson over a yearlong period including on holidays and group family vacations while also being a married "family values" politician who also voted in favor of giving the death penalty for the exact crimes he was charged with

Performed sexual acts on a girl younger than 16 years old and tried to get her to do the same to him after providing her alcoholic drinks

Pointed a handgun at her restaurant co-owner and an employee during a parking lot confrontation over a broken air conditioner

Exploited her official position to siphon over $93k into her personal accounts

Sexually abused multiple minors over a yearslong period after he used his position as a Boy Scout leader and caretaker to groom them

Stole an astounding $750k from local taxpayers to fund her lavish lifestyle including the construction of her vacation home over an 11-year period and then destroyed evidence once investigators began to question her

Was charged with felony exploitation of a child under 15-years-old following an investigation by local authorities

Ran an illicit methamphetamine and cocaine trafficking operation from his home, which was discovered following a routine traffic stop where authorities found him carrying an illegal concealed firearm and cocaine

Punched his wife in the face, threw her onto the ground and forcefully slammed her head against the floor multiple times during an unhinged fit of rage

Rigged prediction markets by betting against his own heavily hyped SOTU attendance and then didn't show up to the speech in a blatant attempt to cash in on his own bet

Drunkenly slammed into five parked cars, a telephone pole & a neighbor's garage door before her vehicle finally broke down

Ran a charity scheme where he and his mom illegally took over 50% of its $1.1M revenue for themselves, lied on IRS filings about employing family, misrepresented personal book sales as educational donations, and operated an illicit $1 million sweepstakes

Illegally accepted $78k in campaign contributions from 197 donations that were above the legal limit

Lied on a loan application in order to secure a cash-out refinance loan

Pent over $125k in donated public funds on an RV, jet ski & over $50k worth of personal gifts from a local metal shop

Operated a $50M Ponzi scheme that used investor money to bankroll a lavish lifestyle instead of the health and wellness companies he convinced them it was for

Violated a protection order and called his victim 27 times in one day

Was sentenced to a 12-month domestic violence diversion program for a domestic battery conviction

Funneled over $1.5 million in taxpayer funds and from a charity he managed to his personal accounts which he then used to make multiple "large cash withdrawals," pay his personal credit card bills, make political donations and gamble

Engaged in sexual activity with an 8th-grade girl in his classroom as many as ten times after having used social media to groom her into sending him CSAM over a monthslong period while also being married with four young children

Stole a metal ramp from a commercial facility with his cousin and was convicted of a felony

Illegally voted in 16 elections since 2012 as an ineligible convicted felon who also publicly admitted to owning firearms in violation of state and federal law barring felons from possessing guns

Drove under the influence of alcohol while on a suspended driver's license and was convicted of a felony

Broke into his ex-girlfriend's house, cut her furnace gas line, left a lit cigarette on a book of matches and later threatened to harm her close friend

Raped, sex trafficked, physically assaulted and possessed CSAM of at least seven women and underage girls in the United Kingdom over a yearslong period

Beat on a locked glass door with a cane and shouted questions at then-Lt. Gov. Larry Rhoden while he shopped at a local store

Drunkenly accosted underage girls and told them he wanted to have sex with them while he meandered around the store they worked at in a minor league baseball park and then refused to leave the park when police instructed him to

Compelled victims to perform sex acts with him by force, threats & coercion

Barely avoided drunkenly crashing into another vehicle with an open beer can in his console and a loaded firearm in the passenger seat

Sexually harassed and defamed a male legislative aide and a male legislative intern after making unwanted sexual advances towards them which were rebuffed

Once admitted to threatening to kill a psychologist and has been arrested for disorderly conduct on two occasions

Illegally paid $1M to three Wisconsin residents who promised to vote for the state supreme court candidate he backed in the 2025 election

Name-dropped himself to a police officer who pulled him over for illegally turning right on red and weaseled his way out of a ticket

Illegally rushed to give his close friend and former business associate $170k in taxpayer dollars for contract work by skipping the public bidding process that is required by state law

Engaged in sexual misconduct with a 15-year-old girl

Stole nearly $113k from a sheriff’s office benevolence fund meant to help grieving police families, paid off his drug dealer using a blank check from the same fund, pocketed nearly 150 oxycodone and hydrocodone pills that citizens surrendered to a drug take-back disposal program, orchestrated a massive ghost-employee scheme that funneled $350k in taxpayer-funded salary and benefits to his cousin for a full-time law enforcement job he never actually performed & charged taxpayers an additional $53k in personal expenses that he racked up on a county-issued credit card for high-end steakhouses, hotels, and streaming services

Was caught possessing a controlled substance while working at a county correctional facility and was charged with a felony

Shot an unarmed teenager in the face who just wanted to take homecoming photos on his property

Conspired with four others to create a fraudulent Republican primary voter guide which was sent to tens of thousands of voters in an attempt to trick them with fake candidate endorsements and then attempted to destroy evidence of her crimes in order to avoid accountability

Unlawfully possessed a weapon and was found carrying illegal drugs when police arrested him

Conspired with four others to create a fraudulent Republican primary voter guide which was sent to tens of thousands of voters in an attempt to trick them with fake candidate endorsements and then tampered with evidence in an attempt to cover her tracks and avoid accountability

Conspired with four others to create a fraudulent Republican primary voter guide which was sent to tens of thousands of voters in an attempt to trick them with fake candidate endorsements

Conspired with four others to create a fraudulent Republican primary voter guide which was sent to tens of thousands of voters in an attempt to trick them with fake candidate endorsements

Conspired with four others to create a fraudulent Republican primary voter guide which was sent to tens of thousands of voters in an attempt to trick them with fake candidate endorsements

Fraudulently spent $188,474 in COVID relief funds on three luxury sports cars and other expenses after he lied about his company's earnings by nearly 1M in order to increase his chances of getting more grant money

Solicited a sexual encounter with 13-year-old girl over the internet and drove to meet her in a local park only to get arrested by police who posed as the young girl

Stole over $45k from the county Fraternal Order of Police and deposited it into his personal accounts while serving as its treasurer over a 5-year period

Forcefully poked his wife in the cheek and then threatened to kill her in front of their seven-year-old daughter in a Florida hotel room on July 4th

Illegally wrote himself a taxpayer-funded check from a sheriff's office bank account while he was suspended from his duties because he was facing felony charges in an unrelated case and then lied about it when he was questioned by state officials

Possessed over 3,700 illicit videos and images of child sexual abuse material involving infants, toddlers and other minors on a flash drive he owned

Illegally showed up to his girlfriend's house less than two weeks after his initial arrest for domestic battery against her in blatant violation of his pretrial release conditions

Forged 1,279 signatures including dead people on her ballot petitions probably because she lacked real voter support

Forged 1,021 signatures including dead people on his ballot petitions probably because he lacked real voter support

Forged at least 16 signatures to put candidates forward for state Republican Party positions without their knowledge or consent

Struck and killed a 40-year-old bicyclist and then fled the scene only to have her vehicle eventually found with her victim's blood on it, damage consistent with having hit a bicycle and new license plate tags that were purchased the same day as her crash

Unsuccessfully tried to bribe an underage male victim of his son's sexual assault to keep him from having to face any legal consequences for his actions

Threatened to bash two people on the head with a baseball bat and gut them "like a fish" if they didn't repay the money he loaned them in addition to the exorbitant interest rates he charged them in a timely manner

Pulled his ex-girlfriend’s hair and slammed her head against the floor multiple times

Helped his wife scam over $205k from the state police pension fund in fake disability claims over a six-year period while she lived a life of luxury on the public dime

Intentionally damaged a public road and was charged with a felony

Raped her own son's 16-year-old best friend after supplying a house full of teenagers with copious amounts of alcohol at a pool party, got caught in the act through a window by her own traumatized son, ordered emergency contraception via DoorDash to cover her tracks & then pressured the minor witnesses to "lie 'til you die" to investigators

Caused widespread fear outside of a courthouse following a high-profile murder verdict in an act so egregious that a judge ordered him held on a $1M bond

Got into a drunken shouting match outside of a courthouse following a high-profile murder verdict

Illegally coordinated with former Michigan Senate Leader Mike Shirkey to secretly funnel Super PAC money to a fund supporting a right-wing ballot initiative and then didn't file the required campaign finance statements identifying the donors who contributed money

Stole over $6k in taxpayer money, tried to stop an audit to cover her tracks & sent a blackmail letter threatening to unleash "chaos" if exposed

Stole his opponents' campaign signs and discarded them in his personal dumpster until a hidden GPS tracker caught him red-handed and then lied to investigators when they confronted him

Exchanged felony media with numerous underage girls as young as 13 years old and engaged in highly sexualized chats with a number of underage girls that depicted explicit sex acts involving children

Ripped off a man's glasses, threw them across a parking lot & smashed them with his foot during an argument over a parking space that was caught on video

Possessed a felony amount of cocaine and was arrested by the Texas Rangers

Tailgated a driver into a gym lot, “bear-hugged” them, seized their phone to delete a video of his behavior and then fled after being warned police were being called

Illegally demanded a $200k taxpayer-funded severance by audaciously asserting she never took one day off, bypassed city rules to claim an unearned pension & stuck taxpayers with a $31k tuition bill

Attacked a restaurant patron from behind, slammed him to the ground & threatened to kill him during a blackout drunken rage

Conspired with his senior VP Michael Dowling to bribe aspiring House Speaker Larry Householder $60 million to help elect Republicans who then went on to give the struggling energy company a $1.3 billion taxpayer-funded bailout after they were elected

Conspired with company CEO Chuck Jones to bribe aspiring House Speaker Larry Householder $60 million to help elect Republicans who then went on to give the struggling energy company a $1.3 billion taxpayer-funded bailout after they were elected

Filmed himself admitting that he illegally broke into a high school track stadium that was an active crime scene

Drove erratically in the middle of the afternoon and was arrested for DUI while also having spent his entire career as a "tough on crime" DA who later had many of his convictions overturned because he coerced and manipulated witnesses into lying on the stand