The Ultimate Republican Scandals List

Stopped her car in the grass parked on the side of a highway with her two young children in it, had extremely slurred speech when police arrived, couldn't understand the questions they asked and was found to have a BAC over 3X the legal limit and years later hypocritically starred in an ad that lectured parents about who is "dangerous to kids"

Blatantly violated election laws by letting at least three out-of-state residents use his Pennsylvania home to register to vote while also being an outspoken "election integrity" influencer who routinely and baselessly accused Democrats of committing voter fraud

Paid a 17-year-old boy and two other men for sex

Reportedly ordered an unauthorized slowdown of U.S. defense satellites to disrupt Ukrainian defense operations in blatant violation of federal law

Waged a multistate door-to-door campaign that intimidated everyday law-abiding Americans into proving their citizenship status and threatening them with criminal prosecution if they don't comply

Pardoned billionaire banker Julio Herrera Velutini who faced felony bribery charges days after he hired Trump's former personal lawyer Alina Habba with a $50m contract to become general counsel of a company that was hastily incorporated and had no public profile

Blocked a woman from voting and threatened her with a throat-slash gesture

Flipped his SUV into five parked cars, reeked of alcohol when police arrived, vomited at the hospital and then refused sobriety testing after being handcuffed to his hospital bed

Was sued by two young women who accused him of showering them with money, drugs and travel in exchange for sexual favors

Solicited sex with who he thought was an underage girl but was an undercover police officer by offering her $500 while also being married and having spent his political career espousing traditional "family values"

Falsely presented herself as a lawyer when in fact she had not passed the bar exam and when confronted about it claimed she became a lawyer in China, which is not possible

Hit a lawyer in the head while she was speaking with other lawyers in his courtroom, tried to prevent the victim of family-violence from cooperating with prosecution by pushing them to sign an affidavit of non-prosecution, conspired to help a suspect avoid arrest by refusing to sign their warrant as required by law & violated state law by practicing as an attorney while serving as a judge at the same time

Made numerous purchases using an account owned by a local Knights of Columbus charity

Unsuccessfully solicited $100k from donor Eric Deters to cover her Amex debt in exchange for inside access to top Trump officials and to be his “Trump ride or die"

Drunkenly drove a large combine tractor into roadside signs before he crashed into a tree

Stole from a local WalMart on two separate occasions with the help of an unknown accomplice who accompanied him both times

Interfered with the prosecution of a woman convicted of poisoning her husband

Interfered with the prosecution of a woman convicted of poisoning her husband and then lied to investigators in an attempt to skirt any consequences

Illegally accepted $78k in campaign contributions from 197 donations that were above the legal limit

Made and distributed CSAM and also possessed extreme pornography depicting a woman having sex with a live horse and an eel

Grabbed his pregnant subordinate by the throat and pinned her against the wall outside of a hotel after he attempted to pull her pants down

Illegally voted twice as a convicted felon while on house arrest for a near-fatal DUI crash

Failed to report hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of taxable income to the government and siphoned even more to himself through a PAC that he earned from working as an unregistered foreign agent and lobbyist for the Venezuelan government

Forcibly pinned his date to the ground and tried to rip her clothing off while ignoring her demand that he let her go and then admitted that he had "gone too far" with her in a subsequent phone call

Drove under the influence of alcohol, failed field sobriety tests and then lashed out his arresting officer by calling him a a “f*ckin pig, sh*tass n*gga" before trying to get out of trouble by informing the officer that TX governor Greg Abbott endorsed his run for the state house

Harassed his estranged wife and violated a restraining order she had against him mere weeks after being charged with felony assault for viciously beating her

Took $93k from a local water company CEO to secure a $1M home loan by offering legislative favors to help the firm win federal contracts

Illegally obtained cocaine and Adderall and conspired with his campaign manager to frame his rival by planting a glove containing the drugs on them

Left a cup of his urine on a female assistant’s desk which was just one instance in a recurring pattern of sexual harassment and workplace misconduct against his legislative staff

Illegally seized 650k ballots from a 2025 special election by falsely and maliciously accusing Democrats of committing voter fraud

Solicited sex with who he thought was a 17-year-old girl after exchanging multiple sexually explicit texts and was arrested by police when he showed up at their agreed-upon rendezvous point while also being a married father with four children

Allegedly steered $32M in Navy contracts to a defense contractor after he secretly funneled $150k through a shell company to a super PAC supporting her 2020 reelection bid

Allegedly manipulated local election results, lied to a federal judge about a voting case & illegally used state funds to influence a local county election

Steered $1.5M in public funds to a business park project in exchange for over $67K in kickbacks sent through his wife’s consulting firm and then lied to the authorities when they caught him

Weaved in and out of his lane barreling 20mph over the speed limit after an alcohol-fueled St. Patrick's Day party and then hid it from voters when he ran for Congress

Grabbed a sheriff's deputy by the arm and then shoved him while brandishing a kayak oar after he interfered with emergency medical responders treating his injured wife

Pointed a loaded handgun at a man and his 18-month-old daughter after tailgating them down a road and angrily approaching their car after they pulled over in an attempt to let him pass mere days after publicly lecturing voters about the dangers of left-wing political violence

Distributed CSAM to a minor and was charged with a felony after being reported to the police

Drove under the influence of alcohol around 11pm following a local concert and was arrested for DUI

Grabbed a female fan and dragged her down an alley in an attempted sexual assault after she refused his advances which was all caught on ICE cameras before he hilariously tried to blame Antifa for giving him a bad joint

Extorted Department of Homeland Security contractors for consulting cash and peddled government access to Qatar and the UAE while acting as shadow secretary under Kristi Noem

Defied a judge's order mandating him to provide information in a child support case and then evaded arrest for months before deputies caught him working as an extra on a Christian movie set

Operated an international human trafficking & sex abuse ring in Romania that lured unsuspecting women into performing in adult videos without their consent under threat of violence if they attempted to flee

Illegally harvested saw palmetto berries from public parks without a permit

Illegally disclosed confidential information about an active investigation to the suspect of the investigation

Flouted insider trading laws to win over $100k by placing prediction market bets based on advance drafts of over a dozen of Trump's speeches.

Was pulled over for speeding with a broken headlight and expired tags around 2am and was found to have a BAC nearly twice the legal limit

Corruptly funneled $10M in taxpayer funds meant for poor kids through his wife's charity and a PAC run by his chief of staff to purchase anti-weed ads.

Drove erratically, stumbled during a field sobriety test before trying to walk away from the police, refused to take a BAC test and then tried to get out of trouble by handing an officer his card and telling him that he's a judge

Drunkenly passed out behind the wheel of his running vehicle in a restaurant parking lot and when in custody threatened to fire a jail guard and cursed at a deputy's daughter

Rode in a convoy that drove onto a sidewalk toward a Minneapolis City Hall crowd while he stood in the bed of a pickup waving a racist sign

Was charged with DUI after police stopped him, observed he had an open container of alcohol and then had him submit to a breathalyzer which was twice the legal limit

Drunkenly drove to a McDonald's around 10:45pm and then wandered around outside of the drive thru window until police showed up and confronted him, but miraculously avoided getting charged with DUI

Routinely sexually assaulted his 11-year-old grandson over a yearlong period including on holidays and group family vacations while also being a married "family values" politician who also voted in favor of giving the death penalty for the exact crimes he was charged with

Performed sexual acts on a girl younger than 16 years old and tried to get her to do the same to him after providing her alcoholic drinks

Pointed a handgun at her restaurant co-owner and an employee during a parking lot confrontation over a broken air conditioner

Exploited her official position to siphon over $93k into her personal accounts

Sexually abused multiple minors over a yearslong period after he used his position as a Boy Scout leader and caretaker to groom them

Stole an astounding $750k from local taxpayers to fund her lavish lifestyle including the construction of her vacation home over an 11-year period and then destroyed evidence once investigators began to question her

Was charged with felony exploitation of a child under 15-years-old following an investigation by local authorities

Illegally put pressure on a government official to reassess their decision on a property appraisal she had an interest in

Ran an illicit methamphetamine and cocaine trafficking operation from his home, which was discovered following a routine traffic stop where authorities found him carrying an illegal concealed firearm and cocaine

Punched his wife in the face, threw her onto the ground and forcefully slammed her head against the floor multiple times during an unhinged fit of rage

Rigged prediction markets by betting against his own heavily hyped SOTU attendance and then didn't show up to the speech in a blatant attempt to cash in on his own bet

Drunkenly slammed into five parked cars, a telephone pole & a neighbor's garage door before her vehicle finally broke down

Ran a charity scheme where he and his mom illegally took over 50% of its $1.1M revenue for themselves, lied on IRS filings about employing family, misrepresented personal book sales as educational donations, and operated an illicit $1 million sweepstakes

Lied on a loan application in order to secure a cash-out refinance loan

Pent over $125k in donated public funds on an RV, jet ski & over $50k worth of personal gifts from a local metal shop

Operated a $50M Ponzi scheme that used investor money to bankroll a lavish lifestyle instead of the health and wellness companies he convinced them it was for

Violated a protection order and called his victim 27 times in one day

Was sentenced to a 12-month domestic violence diversion program for a domestic battery conviction

Funneled over $1.5 million in taxpayer funds and from a charity he managed to his personal accounts which he then used to make multiple "large cash withdrawals," pay his personal credit card bills, make political donations and gamble

Engaged in sexual activity with an 8th-grade girl in his classroom as many as ten times after having used social media to groom her into sending him CSAM over a monthslong period while also being married with four young children

Stole a metal ramp from a commercial facility with his cousin and was convicted of a felony

Illegally voted in 16 elections since 2012 as an ineligible convicted felon who also publicly admitted to owning firearms in violation of state and federal law barring felons from possessing guns

Drove under the influence of alcohol while on a suspended driver's license and was convicted of a felony

Broke into his ex-girlfriend's house, cut her furnace gas line, left a lit cigarette on a book of matches and later threatened to harm her close friend

Raped, sex trafficked, physically assaulted and possessed CSAM of at least seven women and underage girls in the United Kingdom over a yearslong period

Beat on a locked glass door with a cane and shouted questions at then-Lt. Gov. Larry Rhoden while he shopped at a local store

Drunkenly accosted underage girls and told them he wanted to have sex with them while he meandered around the store they worked at in a minor league baseball park and then refused to leave the park when police instructed him to

Compelled victims to perform sex acts with him by force, threats & coercion

Barely avoided drunkenly crashing into another vehicle with an open beer can in his console and a loaded firearm in the passenger seat

Sexually harassed and defamed a male legislative aide and a male legislative intern after making unwanted sexual advances towards them which were rebuffed

Once admitted to threatening to kill a psychologist and has been arrested for disorderly conduct on two occasions

Illegally paid $1M to three Wisconsin residents who promised to vote for the state supreme court candidate he backed in the 2025 election

Name-dropped himself to a police officer who pulled him over for illegally turning right on red and weaseled his way out of a ticket

Illegally rushed to give his close friend and former business associate $170k in taxpayer dollars for contract work by skipping the public bidding process that is required by state law

Engaged in sexual misconduct with a 15-year-old girl

Stole nearly $113k from a sheriff’s office benevolence fund meant to help grieving police families, paid off his drug dealer using a blank check from the same fund, pocketed nearly 150 oxycodone and hydrocodone pills that citizens surrendered to a drug take-back disposal program, orchestrated a massive ghost-employee scheme that funneled $350k in taxpayer-funded salary and benefits to his cousin for a full-time law enforcement job he never actually performed & charged taxpayers an additional $53k in personal expenses that he racked up on a county-issued credit card for high-end steakhouses, hotels, and streaming services

Was caught possessing a controlled substance while working at a county correctional facility and was charged with a felony

Shot an unarmed teenager in the face who just wanted to take homecoming photos on his property

Conspired with four others to create a fraudulent Republican primary voter guide which was sent to tens of thousands of voters in an attempt to trick them with fake candidate endorsements and then attempted to destroy evidence of her crimes in order to avoid accountability

Unlawfully possessed a weapon and was found carrying illegal drugs when police arrested him