The Ultimate Republican Scandals List

Attacked a restaurant patron from behind, slammed him to the ground & threatened to kill him during a blackout drunken rage

Conspired with his senior VP Michael Dowling to bribe aspiring House Speaker Larry Householder $60 million to help elect Republicans who then went on to give the struggling energy company a $1.3 billion taxpayer-funded bailout after they were elected

Conspired with company CEO Chuck Jones to bribe aspiring House Speaker Larry Householder $60 million to help elect Republicans who then went on to give the struggling energy company a $1.3 billion taxpayer-funded bailout after they were elected

Filmed himself admitting that he illegally broke into a high school track stadium that was an active crime scene

Drove erratically in the middle of the afternoon and was arrested for DUI while also having spent his entire career as a "tough on crime" DA who later had many of his convictions overturned because he coerced and manipulated witnesses into lying on the stand

Sexually abused a 16-year-old girl inside his vehicle at a remote location multiple times over a three-month period while also being married and was found in possession of felony media depicting minors when police conducted a search

Spent $46k in taxpayer money on a personal photographer & videographer to bolster his public image for his re-election campaign

Repeatedly punched his girlfriend in the face, threatened to crush her head with a lamp & then screamed that he would kill everyone there while in a drunken rage

Operated over a dozen illegal video slot machines out of his home and warehouse

Walked up his neighbor's driveway and shot him in cold blood after baselessly accusing him of illegal activity

Was sued by an adult video shop clerk who asked a court to force the politician to pay for the thousands of dollars in legal fees the clerk spent defending himself against Robinson's frivolous 2024 lawsuit

Embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars of taxpayer money meant for a development he never intended to build and used the money to purchase four vehicles, gold, silver and platinum bars, and to pay off personal debts

Forged signatures on at least ten campaign finance forms he submitted so he would qualify for taxpayer money to pay for his campaign

Possessed "child abuse material" while also horrifyingly working as an elementary school playground assistant

Interrupted a criminal court proceeding with an unhinged outburst and was immediately held in criminal contempt of court by the presiding judge

Engaged in a yearslong extramarital affair with a campaign volunteer while he was running for Sheriff that included them exchanging sexually explicit text messages and nude photos and later threatened to send state troopers after her to keep her quiet

Used his position as Sheriff to threaten multiple women with police action to scare them into keeping quiet about their sexual encounters and both unsolicited and consensual salacious messages he exchanged with them

Participated in a salacious "lifestyle" with his wife and their married close friend whose wife was kept in the dark where they engaged in group oral sex rendezvous and sexually charged group chats that included exchanging raunchy photos

Indulged in a multi-year extramarital affair with a former campaign volunteer, took part in a swinger "lifestyle" with his wife and close friend whose wife was kept in the dark and also sent unsolicited sexually explicit messages and nude photos to several women while all along having spent years cultivating his public image as a devout LDS Sunday school teacher who adhered to traditional family values

Side hugged a high school girl and called her "hot" during a livestreamed public school board meeting

Spent months exchanging explicit messages and plotting to buy sex from an undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old boy

Broke into a home and pointed his handgun at the owner after he used an app to track his wife to the location

Solicited sex from who he thought was a 14-year-old girl online and then showed up at an agreed-upon rendezvous spot to find police waiting for him

Slapped and strangled his wife and then lied to hospital staff by claiming she caused the injuries herself while also hypocritically having portrayed himself as a vocal "family values" conservative who was endorsed by the local sheriff

Was charged with DUI, reckless driving & disorderly conduct after he was pulled over for speeding

Strangled his then-fiancé to the point of unconsciousness, slammed a car door on her legs and threatened to murder her

Fled the police and then resisted arrest after his armed friends reportedly blocked and surrounded a traffic stop with their vehicles which allowed the rapper to flee the scene in his pink Jeep

Forcibly imprisoned a woman for two days, cut her with a knife, physically assaulted her causing deep bruising on her face, strangled her and cut her hair against her will

Conspired with 10 others to steal well over $300k from taxpayers & cash seized from drug investigations to spend on personal expenses like home renovations, electronics & hunting equipment

Gave access to sealed evidence during the infamous Murdaugh murder trial, lied about doing so under oath and used her position to promote a book about it which led to the state supreme court declaring a mistrial in his case

Bilked his 300 clients out of over $140 million by operating a Ponzi scheme that funneled nearly $20 million to his personal accounts which he spent on jewelry, rare coins and luxury vacations while grossly mismanaging his firm's books

Illegally spent $207,076 in taxpayer funds on personal luxuries including an $18k private club membership, fancy dinners, wedding invitations, maternity clothes, Halloween costumes, makeup & even kids' vitamins

Had at least 153 videos, pictures and screenshots depicting prepubescent girls being sexually abused and exploited on his home computer

Approached police who were searching vehicles associated with him where they discovered MDMA, $37k in cash, and his photo ID inside a bag of drugs he had previously showcased in his own Instagram posts

Showered two staffers 35 years younger than him with jewelry, customized blue and pink handguns, designer purses, and handwritten letters expressing his desire for them

Pointed a loaded rifle in a worker's face and threatened to blow his head off because they were working on a project near his property

Illegally possessed a firearm while under felony indictment for financial fraud and official misconduct

Shoved a fellow board member into a door during an argument resulting in over $1k in damages and his victim requesting a restraining order against him

Solicited a sex worker by offering $100 to an undercover police officer posing as one for "something quick" while also being married

Failed to report hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of taxable income to the government and siphoned even more to himself through a PAC that he earned from working as an unregistered foreign agent and lobbyist for the Venezuelan government

Engaged in a yearslong affair with his deputy chief of staff in violation of House rules after having spent his political career portraying himself as a "traditional family values" politician who was devoted to his wife of 45+ years

Forged over 150 petition signatures including a number of dead people in an effort to overturn Utah's independent redistricting law

Ignored multiple court summons over a multiyear period for routinely driving recklessly which resulted in two bench warrants being issued for his arrest while also hypocritically portraying himself as a "law & order" Republican who supported the police

Lied about his residency by listing a vacant lot on one set of official forms and claiming to live at a property owned by his father on another even though he did not show up there for months on end

Reportedly misused taxpayer funds so egregiously the county board of supervisors voted to retain a high-powered lawyer to investigate his alleged crimes

Admitted to having sexual relations with his dog in a conversation with his then-girlfriend

Drank to excess at multiple bars and got caught by police while he relieved his bladder in public during his walk home

Unsuccessfully attempted to charge $45k in taxpayer funds to buy a vehicle and also exploited an existing government vehicle for personal use

Crashed his SUV into a truck, fled the scene on foot because he was drunk & then forced police to use breaching tools to enter his home because he refused to peacefully surrender

Tested positive for marijuana barely a month after she was sentenced to probation for her 2024 drunk driving conviction

Abandoned his young children at a resort pool to go buy an alcoholic drink and while they were alone his 4-year-old daughter lost consciousness, foamed at the mouth & required CPR from a good Samaritan who rescued her from drowning

Routinely drank to oblivion on duty and was once so intoxicated his security detail required breaching equipment to access his locked room, racked up prolonged, unexplained absences, and repeatedly forced staff to push early morning briefings to later in the day while he recovered from alcohol-fueled nights at private clubs like Ned's and the Poodle Room, all of which deeply alarmed top DOJ officials who expressed severe concern over his erratic behavior and worried he was a threat to America's national security

Used taxpayer money to pay for gas in his personal vehicle by inputting fake odometer readings into a government-owned fuel pump while he worked as a juvenile probation officer

Stole over $100k in school district funds to buy luxury vacations, electronics, clothing, household goods & furnishings, food, & gift cards

Was pulled over for suspected DUI, failed a breathalyzer test and was arrested for DUI

Downloaded felony CSAM inside the far-right church he worked at

Grabbed his pregnant subordinate by the throat and pinned her against the wall outside of a hotel after he attempted to pull her pants down

Waged a relentless multiyear campaign of sexual harassment and stalking against his city secretary where he routinely cornered her in her office and showed up unannounced at her private family home during her lunch breaks, introduced her to City Hall guests as the “city sexetary” and “my sexetary,” physically assaulted her at least once and then fired her when she filed an official report that detailed all of his abhorrent actions over the years

Swerved in and out of his lane while driving nearly 30mph over the speed limit, had a firearm and empty beer can in his car with him, exhibited obvious signs of intoxication, refused to submit to field sobriety tests and then unsuccessfully attempted to get out of trouble by telling the arresting officer that he is a sitting judge and was arrested for his fourth DUI

Stole nearly $17k in taxpayer funds to buy plane tickets to Dubai, grills and Visa gift cards, falsely deputized his wife to cover her travel expenses and then lied about it when confronted by state officials

Violently assaulted a fellow town council member in the jaw, neck and shoulder during a closed-door meeting so badly that his victim required an MRI on four different parts of his body

Abused her power to issue fake tax bills and secretly photograph her neighbors who built a greenhouse to feed the homeless

Lied on an application about a prior felony conviction in order to illegally purchase a rifle at a local gun show

Possessed and sold a felony amount of a controlled substance and was arrested by police

Drove under the influence of alcohol and was arrested for DUI

Drove under the influence of illegal narcotics and was arrested by police

Crashed into a ditch and was so drunk that police didn't even bother giving him sobriety tests because he couldn't stand up straight to take any in the first place and also had a handgun on him in violation of a state law prohibiting people under the influence from carrying their firearm while also hypocritically being a member of the county Beer Board

Swerved all over the road and ran a red light before police pulled her over, noticed her wine-stained lips & arrested her for "extreme DUI" with a BAC of nearly three times the legal limit of .23 while she berated them & repeatedly botched the sheriff's name in an attempt to dodge arrest

Stole $236k from the International Motorsports Hall of Fame over a five-year period and used the stolen funds to buy vintage cars for himself and his wife

Pestered a second campaign aide for sex and pleaded for her to give him nude photos of her over a dozen times in three days and wouldn't stop even after she repeatedly declined his advances

Bagged multiple items at a local Super One Foods self-checkout line but only paid for two of them

Stole so much merchandise in the self-checkout lane over multiple visits at a Super One Foods grocery store that he was charged with a felony

Spent nearly $2,500 in taxpayer money to gas up his family vehicles and portable red containers using his city-issued credit card

Funneled $25k by acting as a straw donor to illegally pay Michael Flynn to appear at a Republican fundraiser

Shot at elk from inside a car and illegally killed two animals on private and federal land without a valid hunting tag

Orchestrated a four-year kidnapping conspiracy in which he abducted at least 27 psychiatric patients and kept them in his facility by force-feeding them mind-altering controlled substances to maintain their compliance and subjected them to horrific physical abuse including having a staff member break a patient's collarbone all so he could bill Medicaid for his supposed therapeutic services

Nearly caused a crash in downtown Juneau and then exhibited a strong odor of alcohol and failed a field sobriety test after police pulled him over

Drove under the influence of alcohol and was pulled over on suspicion of DUI

Stole a staggering $200,000 from a state lawmaker's campaign account while serving as her treasurer in order to refinance a loan on his 65-foot yacht

Drunkenly drove his vehicle directly into a hospital ambulance bay and proceeded to get belligerent with hospital security

Stole $32k from her own father's state senate campaign to secretly cover expenses for her failing business

Orchestrated a staggering $1.5 million fake check fraud scheme by ruthlessly exploiting an elderly adult over a multiyear period

Hid $1.1M in personal income by cashing 1,700 checks from his law firm's client trust account in an attempt to avoid paying nearly $400k in federal taxes over a four-year period

Illegally received the absentee ballots of Assembly Speaker Robin Vos and Racine Mayor Cory Mason by exploiting a flaw in the state voting portal

Endangered the welfare of her children and falsely imprisoned them behind locked doors discovered during a police welfare check following her husband's arrest for sexually abusing a minor

Illegally drove into oncoming traffic and then backed his SUV into another car before completely fleeing the crash scene so he could drop his kid off at school

Was charged with the misapplication of fiduciary or financial property while serving on a county Housing Authority Board and later violated her bond conditions by attempting to meet with an individual she was prohibited from speaking to

Groped a minor boy that he had gotten drunk after they fell asleep, tried to block him from leaving once he woke up and was later found to have planned to rape him had he not successfully escaped

Repeatedly lured a 9-year-old girl under a blanket to sexually assault her during a family vacation before confessing his horrifying actions on a recorded phone call with the victims' father

Groped a woman's buttocks during a party at a local country club while also being a married father of four

Drunkenly drove through several lawns, ran into two cars and then crashed through the wall of a house and barely missed hitting a sleeping teenager

Paid an enforcer to kidnap and assault a former client's son over an unpaid debt he owed for helping him secure a pardon from Donald Trump

Raped three girls between the ages of 14 & 16 while working as a cop

Stole over $500k in COVID-relief funds by wildly inflating his restaurant's payroll and number of employees who worked for him on applications

Weaved in and out of her lane around 2am, didn't signal when she made a righthand turn, failed field sobriety tests and had a BAC over twice the legal limit

Stole money from a donation envelope at a local church

Impersonated a neighbor to send police and child services to a political rival's home at 1 a.m. with fake reports of abandoned children as revenge for a lost vote

Destroyed a $6k anti-ICE sculpture created by US veterans on the front steps of the Minnesota State Capitol and idiotically posted a video of himself committing the crime on his social media account

Illegally killed a black bear inside a closed area with the help of an unlicensed guide and had the audacity to post with its carcass afterwards