The Ultimate Republican Scandals List

Stole nearly $17k in taxpayer funds to buy plane tickets to Dubai, grills and Visa gift cards, falsely deputized his wife to cover her travel expenses and then lied about it when confronted by state officials

Violently assaulted a fellow town council member in the jaw, neck and shoulder during a closed-door meeting so badly that his victim required an MRI on four different parts of his body

Abused her power to issue fake tax bills and secretly photograph her neighbors who built a greenhouse to feed the homeless

Lied on an application about a prior felony conviction in order to illegally purchase a rifle at a local gun show

Possessed and sold a felony amount of a controlled substance and was arrested by police

Drove under the influence of alcohol and was arrested for DUI

Drove under the influence of illegal narcotics and was arrested by police

Crashed into a ditch and was so drunk that police didn't even bother giving him sobriety tests because he couldn't stand up straight to take any in the first place and also had a handgun on him in violation of a state law prohibiting people under the influence from carrying their firearm while also hypocritically being a member of the county Beer Board

Swerved all over the road and ran a red light before police pulled her over, noticed her wine-stained lips & arrested her for "extreme DUI" with a BAC of nearly three times the legal limit of .23 while she berated them & repeatedly botched the sheriff's name in an attempt to dodge arrest

Stole $236k from the International Motorsports Hall of Fame over a five-year period and used the stolen funds to buy vintage cars for himself and his wife

Pestered a second campaign aide for sex and pleaded for her to give him nude photos of her over a dozen times in three days and wouldn't stop even after she repeatedly declined his advances

Bagged multiple items at a local Super One Foods self-checkout line but only paid for two of them

Stole so much merchandise in the self-checkout lane over multiple visits at a Super One Foods grocery store that he was charged with a felony

Spent nearly $2,500 in taxpayer money to gas up his family vehicles and portable red containers using his city-issued credit card

Funneled $25k by acting as a straw donor to illegally pay Michael Flynn to appear at a Republican fundraiser

Shot at elk from inside a car and illegally killed two animals on private and federal land without a valid hunting tag

Orchestrated a four-year kidnapping conspiracy in which he abducted at least 27 psychiatric patients and kept them in his facility by force-feeding them mind-altering controlled substances to maintain their compliance and subjected them to horrific physical abuse including having a staff member break a patient's collarbone all so he could bill Medicaid for his supposed therapeutic services

Nearly caused a crash in downtown Juneau and then exhibited a strong odor of alcohol and failed a field sobriety test after police pulled him over

Drove under the influence of alcohol and was pulled over on suspicion of DUI

Stole a staggering $200,000 from a state lawmaker's campaign account while serving as her treasurer in order to refinance a loan on his 65-foot yacht

Drunkenly drove his vehicle directly into a hospital ambulance bay and proceeded to get belligerent with hospital security

Stole $32k from her own father's state senate campaign to secretly cover expenses for her failing business

Orchestrated a staggering $1.5 million fake check fraud scheme by ruthlessly exploiting an elderly adult over a multiyear period

Hid $1.1M in personal income by cashing 1,700 checks from his law firm's client trust account in an attempt to avoid paying nearly $400k in federal taxes over a four-year period

Illegally received the absentee ballots of Assembly Speaker Robin Vos and Racine Mayor Cory Mason by exploiting a flaw in the state voting portal

Endangered the welfare of her children and falsely imprisoned them behind locked doors discovered during a police welfare check following her husband's arrest for sexually abusing a minor

Illegally drove into oncoming traffic and then backed his SUV into another car before completely fleeing the crash scene so he could drop his kid off at school

Was charged with the misapplication of fiduciary or financial property while serving on a county Housing Authority Board and later violated her bond conditions by attempting to meet with an individual she was prohibited from speaking to

Groped a minor boy that he had gotten drunk after they fell asleep, tried to block him from leaving once he woke up and was later found to have planned to rape him had he not successfully escaped

Repeatedly lured a 9-year-old girl under a blanket to sexually assault her during a family vacation before confessing his horrifying actions on a recorded phone call with the victims' father

Groped a woman's buttocks during a party at a local country club while also being a married father of four

Drunkenly drove through several lawns, ran into two cars and then crashed through the wall of a house and barely missed hitting a sleeping teenager

Paid an enforcer to kidnap and assault a former client's son over an unpaid debt he owed for helping him secure a pardon from Donald Trump

Raped three girls between the ages of 14 & 16 while working as a cop

Stole over $500k in COVID-relief funds by wildly inflating his restaurant's payroll and number of employees who worked for him on applications

Weaved in and out of her lane around 2am, didn't signal when she made a righthand turn, failed field sobriety tests and had a BAC over twice the legal limit

Stole money from a donation envelope at a local church

Impersonated a neighbor to send police and child services to a political rival's home at 1 a.m. with fake reports of abandoned children as revenge for a lost vote

Destroyed a $6k anti-ICE sculpture created by US veterans on the front steps of the Minnesota State Capitol and idiotically posted a video of himself committing the crime on his social media account

Illegally killed a black bear inside a closed area with the help of an unlicensed guide and had the audacity to post with its carcass afterwards

Had an affair with a subordinate staffer who he rewarded with a massive raise and bonus leaving her earning thousands more than her colleagues while also being an unabashed married "family values" Republican with six children

Criminally threatened a US Capitol police officer during a pro-insurrectionist rally in DC

Drunkenly swerved his taxpayer-funded SUV around 10am and had a strong odor of alcohol which later was found to be nearly three times the legal limit and exhibited a number of other obvious signs of impairment after his own deputy pulled him over

Illegally used a taxpayer-funded credit card for personal purchases at a convenience store and then blatantly lied to state investigators when he was confronted about the purchases

Smashed his Corvette into a stopped school bus carrying children and then shockingly fled the scene instead of making sure everyone was safe

Stole more than $30 million from at least 150 foreign investors over a yearslong period by falsely promising them green cards and a pathway to US citizenship and used the money to fund a lavish lifestyle and pay for illegal campaign contributions to Republican politicians

Stole almost $250,000 in taxpayer money by bribing straw donors with Visa gift cards to fraudulently secure public campaign funds and funnel the cash directly into an LLC he controlled

Illegally notarized medical marijuana petitions for a fraudster who forged signatures from a phone book and then lied about it under oath when confronted

Decreased his home’s assessed value in an apparent attempt to illegally lower his taxes by taking advantage of his position as town assessor

Inappropriately hugged and grabbed the bottom of a female pupil who was under 12-years-old after she asked him for help on a school assignment while working as a teacher at a local Christian school

Violently struck his hockey opponent in the head with a hockey stick and then continued to pummel him until other players intervened

Funneled at least $268,932 worth of campaign contributions into his personal accounts which he used to fund trips to Las Vegas, Napa Valley and other locations by creating a sham charity called the “United Latino Foundation” and enlisting his mother and close friend to help him launder the money

Repeatedly smelled a teenage girl's worn underwear inside her bedroom and was caught on a hidden camera she installed after suspecting he was violating her privacy

Coerced and sexually exploited at least eleven girls as young as 13-years-old to give him CSAM by grooming them on social media

Lured a 15-year-old girl to his home and got her blackout drunk to sexually exploit her but her mother tracked them down and punched him in the face to rescue her

Broke state ethics laws by illegally sneaking a retroactive $66k salary increase into a federal grant application and then refused to repay the money after getting caught

Sexually and physically abused her two adopted children along with her husband

Rammed through a mailbox and drove her vehicle onto the lawn of couple she drunkenly tailgated home and was arrested by police after she failed a field sobriety test which wasn't surprising considering she was found to have a BAC over twice the legal limit when she arrived at jail

Accepted at least $10k in cash stuffed in an envelope and $2,350 worth of checks from a business executive turned government informant he promised to make tax counsel for the county and award government contracts to

Illegally charged taxpayers for automotive work on his personal vehicle, a 100-gallon fuel tank & over $1k worth of gravel for his home driveway

Sexually abused a 12-year-old girl who was receiving care at the mental health clinic he owned multiple times over a yearlong period

Waterboarded his teenage daughter in a bathroom sink as punishment for not cleaning her room to his spotless expectations

Solicited sex with who he thought was a 14-year-old girl but was instead an undercover police officer and also sent her inappropriate images of himself at least twice while also being self-proclaimed "family values" conservative who once authored a weekly nationally syndicated column that discussed the topic

Subjected a student to unwanted sexual contact while working as a staff member at the victim's high school

Distributed CSAM and was found with a stash of illegal short-barreled rifles and 'ghost guns' when police conducted a search of his home

Kidnapped and murdered her ex-daughter-in-law and a pastor's wife and then stuffed their bodies in a freezer which was buried beneath a cow pasture with the help of three other members of an anti-government group over a custody dispute involving her grandchildren

Solicited sexual favors from a female defendant & accepted cash bribes to fix cases while serving as a criminal judge

Illegally billed taxpayers $44,000 for at least 97 nights at luxury hotels

Possessed and distributed felony images of underage girls as an administrator of an online child pornography group

Stockpiled a secret bunker accessed by a 100-ft tunnel with 13 illegal guns including a machine gun, body armor and 10k rounds of ammo, which were all found after police executed a search warrant to shut down his illegal marijuana grow operation

Physically fought with a Walmart loss prevention employee and was found with a baggie of drugs on him when police arrived

Created fake personas including stealing the identity of an active-duty soldier to criminally harass his replacement in city government

Was charged with DUI after being pulled over by a state trooper

Groped an inebriated woman who had just consumed highly potent (and illegal) THC that he gave her following a night out drinking

Rear-ended another vehicle, injured the driver and then fled the scene

Shared and exchanged nearly 500 felony media depicting very young children being sexually abused to a social messaging platform in a matter of mere days while also being a married father of young children who is a self-proclaimed "family values" Christian

Ordered her top aides to create fake official work trips to justify travel that was actually for personal reasons including to go on rendezvous with a staffer she reportedly had an extramarital affair with and to visit family and friends on the taxpayer's dime

Illegally used taxpayer funds to travel to a Las Vegas casino for her niece’s 40th birthday party by disguising the trip as official business

Stole taxpayer-owned diesel fuel for his personal vehicle on at least five separate occasions

Falsified timesheets to cover for a woman who was selling illegal weight-loss drugs

Forged "rows" of voter names, addresses and signatures on petitions he filed to qualify for the 2024 Republican primary in Arizona while also championing himself as an "election integrity warrior" who routinely espoused voter fraud conspiracy theories

Offered his competitor for State AG a job at the office if he agreed to drop out of the race and endorse him

Forcefully "uppercut" punched an unsuspecting male who was peacefully protesting outside a local ICE facility multiple times after approaching him from behind and attacking him without warning

Illegally obtained license plates without paying the required $758 fee and then altered public records to make it appear she paid it

Sent multiple anonymous letters verbally attacking local board of education members in a threatening manner

Conspired with his wife Anne to steal $525,000 from social welfare charities and political action committees they had close access to because of their work relationship with then-state house speaker Lee Chatfield through erroneous reimbursements, double billing, false expenditures and record manipulation

Drove under the influence of alcohol and was arrested for DUI

Drove under the influence of alcohol and was arrested for DUI

Drove under the influence of alcohol and was convicted of felony DUI

Dramatically escalated a minor traffic dispute by threatening to shoot the other individual

Steered public contracts to his personal connections and illegally took a financial interest in those contracts, helped others do the same and pressed public employees for campaign contributions while engaging in partisan political activity banned in his office

Falsely claimed to be a police officer and also used his influence as county commissioner to illegally coerce his neighbor to stop firing guns on his own property

Drifted into oncoming traffic and crashed into another vehicle while under the influence of alcohol

Pardoned a private equity executive who was convicted of defrauding thousands of victims out of $1.6 billion less than two weeks into his seven-year sentence

Committed a war crime when he ordered U.S. forces to kill survivors of a strike on an alleged drug-smuggling boat